Let me set the scene.
It's a Sunday morning and both my lazy dudes are still in their jammies watching kid shows. I've just popped out of the shower and I've walked to the living room clad in my bathrobe of course...we aren't that kinda of family...just saying.... to check on the guys. I had left 5 year old D in charge. I notice their is a little bowl of peanuts on the floor by D.
Me: D. Watch your peanuts, you are going to spill them all of the floor.
D: They're Peanuts! Not Penis!
Me: I said peanuts!
D: No you didn't you said penis!
Me: What! No I didn't! I said....oh nevermind!
End scene.
That's all she wrote!
From the 4th line,
Arlene
